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such a happy fruit

& soo healthy and delish

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heyfunniest:

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You saw a shirt for $97. You didn’t have the cash, so you borrowed $50 from your mum and $50 from your dad = $100. You bought the shirt, and had $3 change. You gave your dad $1 and your mum $1 and kept the other $1 for yourself. Now you owe your mum $49 and your dad $49. 49+49 = 98 + your $1 = 99. Where is the missing $1?

The dollar that was given to the parents should have been subtracted instead of added on.

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Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.


DON’T TOUCH MY MUMMY

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This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.

I’M STILL LAUGHING.

I will never not reblog this.

OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAH!

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